Blizzard Legal Team Caught Summoning a Succubus to Sway Turtle WoW Lawsuit
September 1 2025
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Turtle WoW Scandal Tracker – Live Updates on the Blizzard Lawsuit & Fallout
Sept 1, 2025
Turtle WoW Lead Developer Attempts to Flee Country in Giant Turtle Costume—Blizzard Lawyers Confused
Warden Anti-Cheat Caught Spying On Players—Blizzard Accused of Auctioning Your Browser History
September 1 2025
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Undead Rogues Reveal Shocking Stamina—Blizzard Orgy Rages On
Sept 1 2025
In an unprecedented display of supernatural endurance, Azeroth’s Undead Rogues are making headlines for stamina levels so outrageous, even Blizzard’s legal team can’t keep it down.
Dwarven Miners Launch Class Action Over Unpaid Overtime
September 1 2025
In what legal experts are already calling the “deepest lawsuit in Azerothian history,” hundreds of disgruntled dwarven miners filed a class-action suit Monday against the Ironforge Mining Consortium
Scandal Erupts: Blizzard Legal Team Unmasked as Murlocs—Caught in Porn-Filled Dungeon Surrounded by Legal Briefs
September 1 2025
Scandal Erupts: Blizzard Legal Team Unmasked as Murlocs—Caught in Porn-Filled Dungeon Surrounded by Legal Briefs
Blizzard HQ Paralyzed as Workers Demand an End to “Epic Double Standards”
September 1 2025
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dwarven miners and orc peons staged a mass walkout, citing “legendary levels of hypocrisy” and “more double standards than a goblin trade agreement.”
Beyond the Headlines…..
Blizzard Targets Turtle WoW—Official Reason: “Loot’s Too Good, Rolls Are Actually Legit, and Nobody’s a Bot”
September 1 2025
In the ongoing soap opera that is Blizzard’s crusade against Turtle WoW, new documents reveal the shocking, totally-not-made-up reasons behind the company’s latest lawsuit. Forget copyright infringement—Blizzard’s legal team is really upset that Turtle WoW just feels more like actual WoW than retail does.
Blizzard Sics Legal Team on Turtle WoW After BlizzCon Fiasco
September 1 2025
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Blizzard Sics Legal Team on Turtle WoW After BlizzCon Fiasco—Cave-Dwelling Devs, Blood Elf Interns, and Bobby “Jabba” Kotick Unleashed
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September 1 2025
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Cave-Dwelling Devs, Blood Elf Interns, and Bobby “Jabba” Kotick Unleashed
Body and Wellness…. LULZ
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Here, You Can Actually Say What’s On Your Mind—Even If It’s ‘Free Gallywix
September 1 2025
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After Blitzchung Debacle, Players Flock to Turtle WoW: “Here, You Can Actually Say What’s On Your Mind—Even If It’s ‘Free Gallywix’”