BREAKING: Blizzard Legal Team Caught Summoning a Succubus to Sway Turtle WoW Lawsuit

Exclusive Azerothian Enquirer leak: Sources say the Blizzard legal department’s courtroom rituals have reached new heights of depravity. Witnesses report murloc lawyers chanting ancient legalese as a demon succubus was summoned before a stunned jury. Is this the real reason for all those C&Ds?

“We were just hoping for discovery, but I didn’t expect to discover…this,” said one terrified bailiff