BLIZZARD LEGAL TEAM CLAIMS COPYRIGHT ON *ACTUAL MOON* TO BLOCK DARKMOON FAIRE PRIVATE SERVER

In a move that left players more confused than the timeline of Warcraft lore, Blizzard’s legal team has reportedly attempted to copyright the actual moon …

According to leaked court documents, Blizzard’s lawyers argued that the Darkmoon Faire private server was infringing on their intellectual property rights by using a moon in their virtual sky that bore a striking resemblance to the one orbiting Azeroth. In response, players have started a petition to have Blizzard copyright the sun to prevent any further unauthorized use of celestial bodies in the game.

As if that wasn’t enough, reports have surfaced of Blizzard’s legal team sending cease and desist letters to individual players for *’unauthorized role-playing’* in their own homes. One player received a letter stating that their reenactment of the Lich King’s downfall was a violation of Blizzard’s copyright, with the company demanding payment for each *’frostmourne replica’* used during the performance.

Meanwhile, in the private server scene, a new server called *’Stormwind Shuffle’* has emerged, promising players a safe haven from Blizzard’s legal wrath. The server boasts features such as *’NPC lawyers’* who will defend players in court cases against Blizzard and a *’Terms of Service’* that is just a blank page with the words *’You do you, boo’* scribbled in crayon.

With Blizzard’s legal team seemingly more concerned with copyrighting celestial bodies and cracking down on home-based role-playing than addressing actual issues in the game, players are left wondering if the company has lost touch with reality. Rumors are now circulating that Blizzard’s next legal move will be to trademark the concept of *’fun’* in an attempt to prevent any unauthorized enjoyment of their games.

As the legal battles rage on, one thing is certain: Azeroth’s legal system is more convoluted and ridiculous than the *’Deadmines’* dungeon layout. Stay tuned for our next exclusive report: **’Blizzard Sues Itself for Copyright Infringement After Overwatch Character Starts Playing Hearthstone in-Game.’**