BLIZZARD LEGAL TEAM ARGUES THAT WOW CLASSIC PLAYERS WHO USED TIME TRAVEL EXPLOIT WERE JUST ’’EXPLORING ALTERNATE TIMELINES’’

In a bold legal strategy that left even Illidan Stormrage scratching his head, Blizzard’s legal team is now claiming that WoW Classic players who exploited time travel glitches were simply engaging in a form of immersive role-playing…

As the trial unfolds, Blizzard’s lawyers have introduced expert witnesses who claim that the use of time travel exploits actually enhanced the overall player experience by providing a new dimension to the game. One expert even went as far as to argue that players were engaging in groundbreaking research on theoretical physics within the game world.

Meanwhile, on the private server scene, a new scandal has emerged involving players who were caught using an exploit that allowed them to summon an army of Murlocs to do their bidding. Blizzard responded by issuing a statement condemning the use of such exploits and reminding players that the only acceptable way to summon Murlocs is through the proper in-game channels.

As the community reacts to these latest legal battles and scandals, one thing is clear: in the world of Azeroth, anything is possible, even if it means bending the rules of time and space to summon a legion of adorable fish creatures.