BLIZZARD LEGAL TEAM DEPLOYS ’THE BANHAMMER STRATEGY’ TO CRUSH WOW PRIVATE SERVERS—CLAIMS IT’S JUST A *’BUG FIX’*

In a move that left the WoW private server community reeling harder than a Leeroy Jenkins charge, Blizzard’s legal team…

Reports from the courtroom reveal that Blizzard’s lawyers began their argument by summoning a spectral gavel, which they promptly used to ’ban’ the opposing counsel…

As the trial unfolded, witnesses described how Blizzard’s legal team attempted to prove the existence of private servers was actually a coding error in the fabric of reality—a glitch that needed to be patched out for the greater good of Azeroth…

Meanwhile, in response to the crackdown on private servers, a spokesperson for Blizzard released a statement saying, ’We are simply enforcing the sanctity of the official WoW experience by eliminating any unauthorized content that threatens the delicate balance of memes and mayhem we have worked so hard to cultivate.’

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