BLIZZARD LEGAL TEAM DEMANDS LOOT ROLLS FOR EVIDENCE: ’NEED BEFORE GREED’ NOW OFFICIAL COURTROOM POLICY

In a shocking turn of events, Blizzard’s legal team has taken the concept of loot rolls to a whole new level, demanding that all evidence be distributed according to the sacred rules of ‘Need Before Greed.’
“Witnesses were left speechless as the judge solemnly declared, ‘Popcorn drops are now Bind on Pickup.’ Courtroom drama reached unprecedented levels as lawyers frantically rolled for the right to cross-examine a key witness, with one attorney reportedly accusing the opposition of ninja looting the truth.”,
“Meanwhile, in the shadowy underworld of WoW private servers, a new scandal has rocked the community. Reports have surfaced of a server so exclusive that even the developers can’t access it. Players are rumored to have reached the mythical ‘Level 255,’ where they can duel Deathwing in a game of Hearthstone for the fate of Azeroth.”,
“As the legal battles and private server shenanigans continue to unfold, one thing is clear: in the world of Warcraft, the only thing more powerful than a legendary weapon is a well-crafted meme. Stay tuned for our next exclusive: **’Blizzard Announces “World of Warcraft: Courtroom Edition”—Subscription Fee Includes Jury Duty.