September 12, 2025
Blizzard Legal

Classic WoW Private Server GMs Form Union—Demand Paid Time Off for Apocalyptic Events

In a groundbreaking move, GMs from Classic WoW private servers have come together to demand better working conditions, including paid time off for handling server crashes, hacker attacks, and Ragnaros summoning…

The GMs, who have been tirelessly keeping the peace in Azeroth’s underground realms, are fed up with having to sacrifice their personal lives for the sake of virtual chaos…

One anonymous GM stated, ‘I haven’t seen my family in weeks because of these damn Molten Core raids. I deserve at least a paid vacation to Stranglethorn Vale.’

In response, server owners have promised to consider the demands and are currently negotiating with the GM union. Rumors suggest that a compromise may involve granting GMs unlimited in-game gold as compensation for their hard work…

Meanwhile, players are divided on the issue, with some supporting the GMs’ efforts and others accusing them of being corrupt and favoring their guildmates during loot distribution…

As the negotiations continue, one thing is clear: Azeroth’s private server drama is far from over. Stay tuned for more updates on this groundbreaking labor dispute.

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