Classic WoW Server Devs Accidentally Summon Actual Sulfuras, Hand of Ragnaros

In a bizarre turn of events, a group of Classic WoW server developers accidentally summoned the legendary weapon Sulfuras, Hand of Ragnaros during a routine bug fix…

The server, known for its dedication to authenticity, is now facing a server-wide crisis as players scramble to claim the weapon and wreak havoc in Azeroth…

In response, a GM stated, ‘We were just trying to fix the spawn rate of boars in Elwynn Forest, and this happened. Oops.’

Meanwhile, rival server RetroCraft is offering free character transfers to players who want to avoid being crushed by the giant fiery hammer…

Next week: Players petition for increased drop rates of Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker on all servers.