Classic WoW Server Crashes After Player Hits /dance Emote Too Hard

In a bizarre turn of events, a Classic WoW server crashed today after a player used the /dance emote with such gusto that it triggered an unexpected system overload…

Eyewitnesses reported seeing the player’s character breakdancing so aggressively that NPC vendors started glitching out and offering free gold to everyone in Stormwind…

GMs were quick to respond by issuing a server-wide emote cooldown, sparking outrage among The Dancing Dwarves Guild who claim their rights to boogie have been violated…

In related news, famous streamer LeeroyJerkins has been banned for ’excessive pelvic thrusting’ during his latest raid stream, prompting a debate on the limits of virtual dance expression in Azeroth.