Classic Drama: GM Fired for Spawning 10,000 Barrens Chat Trolls

In a bizarre turn of events, a WoW Classic GM has been let go after accidentally spawning an army of 10,000 Barrens Chat trolls…

Players reported being inundated with Chuck Norris jokes, ‘Need girlfriend’ requests, and endless debates on the color of The Dress. The GM responsible claimed it was a ‘social experiment’ gone wrong.

In response, Blizzard issued a statement reminding players that ‘No, you cannot actually mine for bitcoins in Ironforge.’ Meanwhile, a group of rogue influencers started a petition demanding a ‘Troll Buff’ in the next patch.

Rumors are swirling that the GM in question has been hired by a rival server to create ‘The Great Trolling of Stormwind.’ Stay tuned for updates—and remember, never feed the trolls!