Gurubashi Arena Shut Down After GMs Accidentally Summon C’Thun During PvP Event

Chaos erupted in Gurubashi Arena when a group of GMs mistakenly summoned the Old God C’Thun during a player-versus-player event, resulting in mass hysteria and a sudden influx of tentacles…

Witnesses reported that players were initially thrilled at the unexpected boss encounter, with many high-level raiders attempting to take down the massive tentacled monstrosity…

However, things took a turn for the worse when C’Thun’s infamous eye beam attack began one-shotting unsuspecting players, causing widespread panic and confusion…

In a hastily issued statement, the GM team apologized for the mishap, explaining that they had meant to summon a harmless vendor bot to sell trinkets and fireworks for the event…

As a gesture of goodwill, all players who died during the chaos were granted a special title: ‘Tentacle Tender’. Stay tuned for updates on the upcoming ‘Yogg-Saron Dance Party’ in Booty Bay.