Blizzard Sends Cease and Desist to Player for Breathing Too Loudly Near WoW Servers

In a shocking turn of events, Blizzard has issued a cease and desist to a World of Warcraft player for breathing too loudly near their private servers. This latest move has left the community in disbelief and confusion.

Players were left scratching their heads when news broke that Blizzard had sent a cease and desist letter to a player for “breathing too loudly near the World of Warcraft servers.” The player in question, known as “BreathMaster69,” was reportedly banned from the game for violating the company’s terms of service.

Blizzard defended their actions, stating that the player’s loud breathing was causing a disturbance to other players and affecting server performance. However, many in the community are calling foul play, arguing that this is a blatant abuse of power by the company.

As news of the cease and desist spread, memes and jokes flooded social media, with many poking fun at Blizzard’s seemingly overzealous enforcement of their rules. Some players even started a petition to “let BreathMaster69 breathe in peace,” garnering thousands of signatures within hours.

Despite the backlash, Blizzard shows no signs of backing down, with reports of other players receiving cease and desist letters for various “offenses,” such as “typing too loudly” and “breathing too rhythmically.” As the drama continues to unfold, one thing is clear: the World of Warcraft private server scene has never been more chaotic.

Will BreathMaster69 ever be able to return to Azeroth? Will Blizzard continue their crackdown on loud breathers? Only time will tell as the community braces for the next absurd cease and desist letter.