Blizzard Sends Cease and Desist to Toddler Running ‘Mommy and Daddy Server’

In a shocking turn of events, Blizzard has taken legal action against a toddler who was caught running a World of Warcraft private server out of their playroom.

The toddler, known only as ‘Little Timmy’, reportedly set up the ‘Mommy and Daddy Server’ in an attempt to emulate their parents’ love for the game. However, Blizzard was not amused by this blatant copyright infringement.

In a statement, Blizzard’s legal team said, ‘While we appreciate Little Timmy’s enthusiasm for World of Warcraft, we cannot allow unauthorized private servers to operate. This sets a dangerous precedent and undermines the integrity of our game.’

The news has sparked outrage among the WoW private server community, with many calling for a boycott of Blizzard games in protest. Little Timmy’s parents, who have since shut down the server, have yet to comment on the situation.

As for Little Timmy, sources close to the toddler say they are already hard at work on a new project—a Minecraft server called ‘Daddy and Mommy Craft’.