Blizzard Shuts Down Vanilla WoW Server for Using ‘Too Much Nostalgia’

In a shocking turn of events, Blizzard has issued a cease and desist to a popular Vanilla WoW server for ‘overloading players with too many memories of the good old days.’

Players were left reeling when their beloved server, ‘NostalgiaCraft,’ was abruptly shut down by Blizzard’s legal team. The reason? According to a statement released by the company, the server was ‘causing undue emotional distress to players by bombarding them with an overwhelming amount of nostalgia.’

Long-time players of NostalgiaCraft are devastated by the loss of their favorite server. ‘I just wanted to relive the glory days of Vanilla WoW,’ lamented one player. ‘Now where am I supposed to go to get my fill of endless grinding and terrible drop rates?’

In response to the outcry from the community, Blizzard has promised to create a new server specifically designed to cater to players who miss the good old days of Vanilla WoW. The new server, aptly named ‘NostalgiaLite,’ will feature reduced levels of nostalgia to ensure that players are not overwhelmed by feelings of longing for the past.