Blizzard Sends Cease and Desist to Grandma Playing WoW Private Server in Retirement Home

In a shocking move, Blizzard legal teams target a new demographic in their quest to shut down private servers.

This week, Blizzard made headlines once again for their aggressive stance against World of Warcraft private servers. This time, their legal team set their sights on a retirement home in Florida, where a group of elderly players have been enjoying a private server for years. Among them is 87-year-old Mildred Jenkins, known in-game as ‘GrannyGamer69.’

Blizzard’s cease and desist letter demanded that the retirement home shut down their private server immediately, citing copyright infringement and violation of the game’s terms of service. The news has sparked outrage among the elderly players, many of whom rely on WoW as a way to stay connected with friends and family members who live far away.

When asked for comment, Mildred Jenkins defiantly declared, ‘I’ve been playing this game longer than those Blizzard lawyers have been alive! They can pry my keyboard from my cold, dead hands!’ It seems GrannyGamer69 is not going down without a fight.

Meanwhile, Blizzard has faced backlash on social media for targeting such a vulnerable demographic. The hashtag #SaveGrannyGamer has been trending on Twitter, with players of all ages coming to Mildred’s defense. Some have even started a petition to convince Blizzard to reconsider their legal action.

As the battle between Blizzard and GrannyGamer69 rages on, one thing is clear: the WoW private server scene never fails to deliver drama, absurdities, and unexpected twists. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story!