Blizzard Sues Player for Breathing Too Loudly on WoW Private Server

In a shocking turn of events, Blizzard has taken legal action against a World of Warcraft private server player for breathing too loudly while playing the game.

According to court documents, Blizzard alleges that the player’s loud breathing is a direct violation of their intellectual property rights, as it disrupts the immersive gaming experience that Blizzard has worked so hard to create.

The player, who goes by the username ‘xXxLoudBreatherxXx,’ has denied the allegations, claiming that he has a medical condition that causes him to breathe heavily during intense gaming sessions.

Blizzard has responded by issuing a cease and desist order, demanding that the player either stop breathing loudly or face legal consequences.

Many in the WoW community have taken to social media to express their outrage over Blizzard’s heavy-handed tactics, with some calling for a boycott of the game in solidarity with xXxLoudBreatherxXx.

Despite the backlash, Blizzard shows no signs of backing down, stating in a recent press release that they will ‘protect their intellectual property rights at all costs.’