Blizzard Lawyers Suffer Carpal Tunnel Syndrome from Issuing Cease and Desists to Private Servers

In a shocking turn of events, Blizzard legal team members are reportedly seeking medical attention for severe wrist pain caused by excessive typing and sending cease and desist letters to private servers.

According to insider sources, the lawyers at Blizzard Entertainment have been working overtime to crack down on unauthorized World of Warcraft private servers. The cease and desist letters have been flying faster than a rogue with Sprint activated, leaving players and server admins in a state of panic.

One lawyer, who wished to remain anonymous, revealed, ‘I’ve developed carpal tunnel syndrome from typing out so many cease and desist letters. It’s like trying to keep up with a mage spamming Frostbolt in PvP—it’s never-ending.’

Players on the affected private servers have taken to social media to express their outrage, with hashtags such as #FreeTheServers and #BlizzPleaseStop trending worldwide. Some have even resorted to creating memes of Blizzard lawyers dressed as murlocs, shouting ‘Cease and Desist!’

In response to the backlash, a Blizzard spokesperson issued a statement saying, ‘We understand the passion of our community, but we must protect our intellectual property. We urge players to enjoy World of Warcraft on official servers for the best experience.’

As the drama continues to unfold, one private server has managed to stay under the radar—Wrath-Reborn EU. With a free Celestial Steed, 10 gold, and level 5 riding for every new account, players are flocking to this server for a taste of nostalgia without the fear of legal repercussions.