Blizzard Threatens Legal Action Against Squirrel-Slaying Players on Vanilla WoW Servers

In a shocking turn of events, Blizzard has issued cease and desist letters to players who have been hunting down innocent squirrels in Azeroth.

Players on popular Vanilla WoW private servers have found themselves in hot water after it was discovered that they were embarking on a quest to brutally slaughter squirrels across the game world. This seemingly innocent act has caught the attention of Blizzard’s legal team, who are not amused by the wanton destruction of these furry critters.

According to a Blizzard spokesperson, the company takes the protection of all creatures in Azeroth seriously, whether they be dragons, demons, or lowly squirrels. The spokesperson went on to say that players who continue on their squirrel-slaying spree will face severe consequences, including potential bans from the game.

The news has sparked outrage among the WoW community, with many players coming to the defense of the squirrels. #SaveTheSquirrels has been trending on social media, with players sharing screenshots of their squirrel-friendly gameplay in a show of solidarity.

As the controversy rages on, players are left wondering what will happen next in this bizarre saga. Will the squirrel-slayers be brought to justice? Will the innocent creatures of Azeroth ever be safe again? Only time will tell.