Blizzard Sends Cease and Desist to Grandma’s Basement WoW Server for Copyright Infringement

In a shocking turn of events, Blizzard has set its sights on shutting down the most obscure World of Warcraft private server in existence.

Known as Grandma’s Basement WoW, the server boasts a player base consisting entirely of individuals who still live in their grandmothers’ basements. The server has gained notoriety for its unique blend of stale Cheetos, Mountain Dew, and Dorito-flavored content.

Blizzard’s legal team issued a statement claiming that Grandma’s Basement WoW violates copyright laws by recreating Azeroth in a way that is “just too accurate for comfort.” Players on the server can reportedly hear their mothers yelling at them to do their laundry and clean their rooms while questing.

The server’s owner, who goes by the handle “DoritoDungeonMaster69,” has responded defiantly, stating, “Blizzard can pry my keyboard from my cheesy, orange-stained fingers. I will not go quietly into the sunlight.”

In the wake of the cease and desist, players on Grandma’s Basement WoW have begun a petition to save the server, citing their fundamental right to live out their WoW fantasies without having to face the harsh light of day. The petition has already garnered thousands of signatures, many of which are written in illegible handwriting.

Despite the legal battle, Grandma’s Basement WoW shows no signs of slowing down. If anything, the drama has only served to unite its player base in a crusade against the forces of “real life.” Will Blizzard prevail in shutting down this quirky server, or will DoritoDungeonMaster69 and his basement-dwelling comrades emerge victorious? Only time will tell.

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