Blizzard Sues Player for Breathing Without Permission in World of Warcraft Private Server

In a shocking turn of events, Blizzard is cracking down on players for daring to take a breath without their approval.

Players on the popular World of Warcraft private server, Azeroth’s Finest, were left stunned when Blizzard issued a cease and desist letter to a player named Bob for breathing without permission. According to Blizzard’s legal team, Bob’s unauthorized inhalation and exhalation of air within the game violated their intellectual property rights and posed a threat to the WoW ecosystem.

Bob, who has been playing on the private server for years, was baffled by the sudden legal action. ‘I was just enjoying a raid with my guild when all of a sudden, I received a notification that I was being sued for breathing,’ Bob said in a statement. ‘I had no idea that oxygen was a copyrighted material.’

The lawsuit has sparked outrage among the WoW private server community, with players questioning the extent of Blizzard’s control over their every move. Some have even resorted to holding their breath while playing to avoid potential legal repercussions.

Blizzard has yet to comment on the controversy, but insiders suggest that they are considering implementing a ‘Breath Tax’ in future updates to ensure that all players pay for the air they consume in-game. As for Bob, he has hired a team of lawyers to fight the lawsuit, arguing that breathing is a basic human right that should not be monopolized by a gaming company.

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