Blizzard Sends Cease and Desist to WoW Private Server for Preventing Server Crashes

In a shocking turn of events, Blizzard has issued a cease and desist to a World of Warcraft private server for actually preventing server crashes instead of causing them.

Players were left scratching their heads in confusion as Blizzard took aim at a server that was actually running smoothly for once. Many were quick to point out that this was a blatant misuse of legal power, as the private server was providing a more stable and enjoyable experience than the official Blizzard servers.

Blizzard’s legal team defended their actions by stating that the private server was infringing on their right to frustrate players with constant lag spikes and disconnects. They also claimed that by offering bug-free gameplay, the private server was undermining the true World of Warcraft experience.

Despite the backlash, Blizzard shows no signs of backing down. Players are advised to brace themselves for more cease and desist letters in the future, especially if they happen to stumble upon a private server that actually functions properly.

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