Blizzard Sends Cease and Desist to Players for Breathing Too Loudly Near Warcraft Servers

In a shocking turn of events, Blizzard has issued a cease and desist to players for the crime of breathing too loudly near their precious Warcraft servers.

Players logging into their favorite private servers were met with a surprising message from Blizzard this week: cease and desist for breathing too loudly near the servers. According to the legal notice, any noise pollution within a 10-mile radius of a Warcraft server is a direct violation of Blizzard’s intellectual property rights.

The notice went on to specify that players must now wear noise-canceling headphones at all times while playing Warcraft, to avoid any potential legal action. In addition, any player caught sneezing, coughing, or even whispering near a server will face immediate bans and possible fines.

This new crackdown on noise pollution has left players baffled and frustrated, with many wondering if they can even continue playing Warcraft without fear of legal repercussions. Some have taken to social media to voice their concerns, with hashtags like #SaveOurEars and #SilenceIsGolden trending among the Warcraft community.

Despite the outrage, Blizzard shows no signs of backing down, even going as far as hiring noise control officers to patrol server locations. Players are advised to play with caution and keep their decibels in check, or risk facing the wrath of the mighty Blizzard legal team.

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