Breaking News: Blizzard Sues Player for Breathing the Same Air as WoW Servers

In a shocking turn of events, Blizzard has taken legal action against a player for simply existing near their precious World of Warcraft servers.

Players in the World of Warcraft private server scene were left reeling today as news broke that Blizzard Entertainment has filed a lawsuit against a player for breathing the same air as their servers. The player in question, known only as ‘LootGoblin69,’ was reportedly standing within a 10-mile radius of a server rack when Blizzard’s legal team swooped in with cease and desist orders.

According to sources close to the case, Blizzard’s lawyers argued that the mere act of breathing near the servers constituted a violation of their intellectual property rights. In a statement to the press, Blizzard CEO Bobby Kotick declared, ‘We take the protection of our servers very seriously, and we will not hesitate to take legal action against anyone who dares to infringe upon them, even if it’s just through the air they breathe.’

The player at the center of the controversy has since gone into hiding, fearing further legal repercussions from the gaming giant. Meanwhile, the WoW community has erupted in outrage, with many accusing Blizzard of overstepping their boundaries and stifling player creativity.

As the dust settles on this bizarre legal battle, one thing is clear: the World of Warcraft private server scene will never be the same. Players are left wondering what other absurdities Blizzard will come up with next in their quest to control every aspect of the game.

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