BREAKING: Blizzard Legal Team Sends Cease and Desist to WoW Private Server Running on Toaster

In a shocking turn of events, Blizzard’s legal team has set their sights on a World of Warcraft private server that is apparently being run on a toaster.

According to sources close to the situation, the private server, known as ‘ToastCraft,’ has been offering players the unique experience of playing WoW on a toaster-powered server. The server reportedly has a maximum capacity of two players at a time, but the experience is said to be ‘crispy and buttery smooth.’

In a strongly worded cease and desist letter, Blizzard’s legal team cited copyright infringement, unauthorized server hosting, and ‘flagrant disregard for the integrity of the game’ as reasons for the action. The letter also included a recommendation to invest in a more powerful server, such as a microwave or a blender.

Players of ToastCraft have taken to social media to express their outrage at the shutdown, with many jokingly accusing Blizzard of being ‘toastist’ and discriminating against unconventional server setups. Some have even started a petition to bring back ToastCraft, arguing that ‘toasters have rights too.’

Despite the setback, the creators of ToastCraft remain defiant, stating that they will continue to explore alternative server hosting options, such as a George Foreman grill or a hairdryer. As of now, the future of ToastCraft remains uncertain, but one thing is clear: the toaster revolution in the WoW private server scene is far from over.

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