Blizzard Legal Team Throws Darts at Wall to Decide Next Cease and Desist Target

In a shocking turn of events, Blizzard’s legal team has unveiled their new method for selecting which private server to shut down next.

Sources close to the legal department report that the team has ditched their old standby of flipping a coin in favor of a more unconventional approach. A dart board adorned with the names of various private servers has been set up in the office, and each morning, the team takes turns throwing darts to determine their next target.

This new strategy has raised eyebrows among the gaming community, with many questioning the fairness and randomness of the selection process. Critics argue that by relying on such a haphazard method, the legal team is essentially playing a game of chance with the fate of private servers and their player bases.

Despite the controversy, Blizzard’s legal team remains steadfast in their belief that this new approach is the best way to combat unauthorized servers and protect their intellectual property. When asked for comment, a representative simply stated, “It adds an element of excitement to our workday.”

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