Elysium GMs Accidentally Summon C’Thun in Goldshire—Players Now Sacrificing Livestock for Loot

In a cataclysmic mix-up, Elysium GMs mistakenly summoned the Old God C’Thun in the peaceful town of Goldshire, leading to chaos and players resorting to offering up livestock for loot…

As the tentacled monstrosity wreaked havoc on unsuspecting players, one brave rogue attempted to pickpocket C’Thun—only to find a legendary transmog item: C’Thun’s Sock Puppet.

In response to the incident, Elysium released a statement claiming that the summoning was a ‘planned event’ intended to ‘spice up the server economy’ and ‘encourage player interaction’.

Meanwhile, rival server Light’s Hope has seen a surge in players flocking to their realm, citing a preference for not being devoured by ancient, malevolent entities during their questing sessions.

Next week: Nostalrius founders reveal they’ve been living inside WoW for the past 5 years—’We thought it was just a really immersive private server’.