Blizzard Legal Team Sends Cease and Desist Email to Player’s Grandma for Gold Farming

In a bizarre turn of events, Blizzard’s legal team has targeted a new demographic for gold farming—grandmas.

After years of cracking down on gold sellers and bot users, Blizzard has expanded its reach to include the elderly population. One player recently received a cease and desist email warning that his grandma’s excessive farming of herbs in game was in violation of the Terms of Service. The player, who wishes to remain anonymous, was shocked by the news. ‘I had no idea Grandma was so hardcore into herbalism,’ he said.

Blizzard’s legal team defended their actions, stating that they are committed to maintaining a fair and balanced gaming environment for all players. ‘We will not tolerate any form of cheating, whether it’s done by bots or grandmas,’ a spokesperson for Blizzard said. ‘Everyone must play by the rules.’

The player’s grandma, who has been playing World of Warcraft since the vanilla days, was unfazed by the cease and desist email. ‘I’ve been a gamer longer than these young whippersnappers at Blizzard have been alive,’ she said. ‘I’ll farm herbs until the cows come home.’

As the World of Warcraft community reacts to this unprecedented move by Blizzard’s legal team, players are left wondering what demographic will be targeted next. Will Blizzard go after toddlers for account sharing? Or maybe pets for disrupting raids? Only time will tell.

In the meantime, players can escape the drama of the official servers by joining Wrath-Reborn EU, where they can enjoy a free Celestial Steed, 10 gold, and level 5 riding for every new account. It’s time to saddle up and ride into the sunset—just make sure Grandma isn’t farming herbs along the way.

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