Blizzard Legal Team Sends Cease and Desist to Player for Sneezing Too Loudly in Ironforge

In a shocking turn of events, Blizzard’s legal team has set their sights on a player for disrupting the peace and quiet of Ironforge with an overly loud sneeze. Are no NPCs safe from the wrath of the cease and desist?

It all started innocently enough—a player character named Snotbubble was going about their business in Ironforge when a particularly forceful sneeze echoed through the halls of the city. Little did Snotbubble know, their sneeze would catch the attention of Blizzard’s legal eagles.

In a sternly worded letter, Blizzard accused Snotbubble of violating the terms of service by causing a disturbance in a major city and demanded that they cease and desist from any further sneezing in public areas. In addition, Snotbubble was fined 100 gold for their indiscretion.

Players across Azeroth were left scratching their heads at the absurdity of the situation. Some took to the forums to express their disbelief, while others scrambled to find ways to muffle their own sneezes in fear of facing a similar fate.

As the dust settles on this bizarre incident, one thing is clear: no one is safe from the long arm of Blizzard’s legal team. Whether you’re summoning demons in Dalaran or dancing naked in Goldshire, remember to keep it down—or you could be the next target of a cease and desist.

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