Privacy Policy
Effective Date: September 1, 2025
At Azeroth eQuirer (“we”, “us”, “our”), your privacy is important to us—even more important than winning a /roll for epic loot. This privacy policy explains what information we collect, how we use it, and your choices regarding your data when you visit our site.
Information We Collect
- Basic Analytics: We may use third-party tools (like Google Analytics) to collect non-personal information such as browser type, device, referral source, and general usage statistics to help us understand how visitors interact with our content.
- Comments & Forms: If you leave a comment or fill out a contact form, we may collect the information you provide (such as your name, email, and message). We do not sell your info to gold farmers, goblins, or shady third parties—ever.
- Cookies: We may use cookies to enhance your browsing experience (e.g., saving preferences). You can disable cookies in your browser, but the site may look even weirder than usual.
How We Use Your Information
- To improve our website and content (including deciding which Blizzard lawyer memes to feature next)
- To respond to your comments or inquiries
- To maintain site security and block spambots, bots, and murloc lawyers
Third-Party Links
Our website may contain links to third-party sites (e.g., Reddit, Discord, actual news sources). We have no control over their content or privacy practices. Click at your own risk!
Children’s Privacy
This site is not intended for children under 13. If you’re a child or an unsupervised gnome, please seek permission from a parent or adult dwarf.
Changes to This Policy
We may update this policy from time to time. Major changes will be posted here. Minor changes will be whispered in Trade Chat.
Satire & Content Disclaimer
Azeroth eQuirer is a satirical publication.
All stories, headlines, and articles are intended for entertainment and parody. While some events, scandals, and quotes may be inspired by real-life news in the gaming industry, all characters, situations, and organizations depicted in a humorous or exaggerated light are either fictional, caricatured, or used for comedic effect.
If you think something sounds unbelievable—there’s a good chance it’s either satire, wishful thinking, or actually happened in the real world (because truth is sometimes stranger than fiction).